1. If you say “Raise Up Lights” you just said “Razor Blades” in an Australian accent.
2. Actions prove who someone is, words prove who they want to be.
3. The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
4. Drink green tea before bed to burn calories while sleeping. Green tea will also increase your metabolism.
5. Introverts want company just as much as extroverts do. They just prefer it from people they know and trust.
STOLE A KISS PRANK
I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.
For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank.
if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.
following back tons!!
La Dispute - Andria
unbuttoning your pants after a huge meal